smart toilets

 

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if humans had relieved themselves on me or my ancestors i'd probably want to eradicate them too.

just another silly theory

 

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bus safety

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 she's not wrong!

angel-wing growing pains

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 i've been having trouble sleeping for many years, but this past week has been much rougher than usual. as usual, though, ari knows how to put an interesting spin on things.

Spider-suppressant

 

(script by adam, image generated with gemini)

well, it's been a decade...

 we've kept the site alive this long in the perpetual hope of continuing, and on the odd occasion we've taken notes of things we want to make, but for a million reasons (health, pre-occupation with and exhaustion from parenting, and constant unusual goings-on) we're just never able to sit down and make magic happen.

but here we are, 2026, and AI image generation is good enough to be able to put stuff out there that's good enough, so here we go!

The Almost-Abominable Snowman

(script by adam, image generated with gemini)